I am a part of the Majority.

I am white. As a cracker. I am not black, I am not yellow, white, red, orange, purple, green, or rainbow coloured. I am about as white as you get, despite a highly diluted somewhat arbitrary 'Asian' heritage.

I am straight. As far as I know anyway. I like my men, and I like my women, but my tastes usually lie within the masculine form. I am not gay/homosexual/bisexual/bi-curious/lesbian/transexual/transgendered/post-op/pre-op/ or any variant of the aforementioned 'minorities'.

I have minimal body modifications. I do not have any tattoos, I have minor, unnoticeable piercings, and acceptable ones at that. I do not have sub-dermals, micro-dermals, or surface piercings, nor any form of 'stretching'. My ears are the smallest guage possible, and I am a woman, so earrings are perfectly normal.

I do not have any de-habilitating disease or mental disorder. I am a perfectly sane, functioning individual with no need for special attention or facilities. I am not disabled. My body is as a whole, and I have suffered no great loss of limb or sense in the twenty-one years I have been alive. My body is healthy (As a college kid can be) and is still holding out.

I have had no traumatic experiences. No great sense of loss, nothing of the sort. No one has died in my arms, I have not had a friend O.D. on me, I have not lost my way then found it again, I have lost family, my grandparents are no longer alive, but I am by no means traumatized by this. Sad, yes, mentally distraught for the rest of my life with a distinct inability to return to my former self? No.

I am not addicted to drugs or alcohol. Of any kind. I have indulged in some minor, illegal behaviors, but nothing worth mentioning to anyone who has survived a cocaine or meth addiction. I have not lost everything I have known and loved to drugs or alcohol. I do neither in excess, and do not enjoy either of them in excess.

I am not a member of any 'underground' society or group or clan. I have no association with any 'outsider' group who are the subject and scapegoat for the rest of society or the goverment. I have no affiliation nor to I engage or endorse any of their actions.


I am a part of the majority, not the minority. I am a white collar worker, upper middle class, put together, respectful, white, non-modded, female.

I am not a part of your Minority.



(I'm kind of lame, aren't I?)